Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.