What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident