What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems