What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

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Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.