Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.