Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Whats more offensive than black face?

Orange face.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.