Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.