Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Their wheelchairs

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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A hot cross bun.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.