How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.