How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.