How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes?

Crepetomaniac

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"