What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !