What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian. I'll see myself out.

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease