How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

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Who are you supposed to be?

4: A ninja.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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What about the orange one?

Really *sighs*

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.