Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

Vase Jokes More Vase Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.