What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

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What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger