What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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How much of northern Canada is habitable?

none of it.

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada