Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

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Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.