What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!