What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.