What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.