What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!