What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.