What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.