One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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a PAW-se
It was on paws
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
They can't stop licking their paws.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
To see who shot his "paw."
They're all paws.
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
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They both have PAWS
A: A paws!
He paws-ed it!
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
I'm paw !
Sparky.
A watchdog.
Bolognese sauce
Breaking Bad"
He falls off
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
You get stoned.
Cut off their lips
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
Quatro-cinco
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
Hit it in the face with an axe.
Never enough.