One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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a PAW-se
It was on paws
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
They can't stop licking their paws.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
To see who shot his "paw."
They're all paws.
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
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They both have PAWS
A: A paws!
He paws-ed it!
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
I'm paw !
One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.
One whole Cherokee
They couldn't be further from my mind.
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Nothing. He just grit his teeth.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
They were my friends. :(
He didn't have the balls to do it.
Gutterfingers!
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
Because they are lazy and have small hands!
Wee paws for station identification.
At least one group can grow a beard.
Because they've herd it all before
