How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !