How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !