They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Hyrule.
the Crystal Methodists
A rockin' roller.
Because they'll crack up anyways
Steven King. JK Rowling.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
because he was in Da-Nile
Because he was addicted to Coke.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
We abuse
It's morphine time!
Crackula
A meth lab!
They both have PAWS
A quackhead.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
They can't resist.
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
URINE TROUBLE!"
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
No Jobs
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
He spent all day on the web.
He wanted to see stars during the day.
She threw out all the W's.
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Oh sheeeeeettttt!
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Ask the oldest one to speak first.
I ate sand.
Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
