Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Because black boards matter.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision