Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's