Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!