Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!