Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!