4 Year Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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Gulag to you too.

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He's Ben Solo his whole life

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Jesus Pieces.

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What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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