Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.