What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Previous Random Joke Next
Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

A: Light mouse work.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.