What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie