What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

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What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.