What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

Umami Jokes More Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi