What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Umami

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Umami.

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)