What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.