Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in