How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D