How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.