How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

F Jokes More F Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.