Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --