Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.