Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

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How do trees get online?

They just log in...

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.