Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.