Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Sheriff Jokes More Sheriff Jokes

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.