They all left.
A Connosaur
An hour after its landed its still whining.
Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
He fell off the palm tree
No, wait.
Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
To not wake the audience.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.