How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.