How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.