What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

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What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.