How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

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Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour