Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

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How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ?

Brian drain !