Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING