Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Previous Random Joke Next

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.