Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.