What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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They went down the drain.

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WATER YOU DOING

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!