What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

What's up with black people?

They're not black... And they're not people.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.