What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.