Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.