Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants