Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.