Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.