Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants