How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.