How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."