How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What's this diet called?

He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."