How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

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How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.