Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss