Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss