What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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What couldn't the cross-eyed teacher do?

Control their pupils

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.