What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.