What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.