Pupil: The sausage!
They came in like a wrecking ball.
The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
He had only one pupil.
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
