Pupil: The sausage!
Paul stop monkeying around!
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Freud
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
