What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.