How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Because Santa came early this year.

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

Why can't the dutch fly?

Because they netherland.