How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

Netherland Jokes More Netherland Jokes

Why can't the dutch fly?

Because they netherland.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.