How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.