What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

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What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.