How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

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What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.