How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries