What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Michael Jokes More Michael Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael