What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael