What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

Michael Jokes More Michael Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael